CLT STOP IT!

Just one last thing, while I'm in the mood. I've just been going through some things and I need to get this off my chest. I'll direct it particularly at the chief proponent of this sort of mailing but you're not alone - you're just the worst - Central Law Training (CLT for those of us in the know)...

I ONLY NEED TO BE ASKED TO GO TO ONE OF YOUR COURSES ONCE. MAYBE TWICE. NOT DOZENS OF TIMES. EVERY SINGLE DAY. STOP SENDING ME THE SAME THING DAY AFTER DAY OTHERWISE I'LL PUT THEM ALL IN A BIG BOX AND DUMP THEM BACK AT YOUR OFFICES.

STOP IT!

NOW!

Thank you. I feel better.